Encyclopedia of the Exquisite
May 28, 2012 - 10 hours ago - O

Whenever I cough my back itches

May 28, 2012 - 12 hours ago - J
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thewishingspell:

peachouille:

Klaine - The First Time - French audio (with English Translation)

God, the translation for the whole scene is priceless.

>Other Scenes<

Blaine’s bedroom Scene :

B : I love Roxy Music. If I had a time machine I would go directly to the 70’s and french kiss Brian Ferry (WTH?!!)

K : Am I that unattractive?

B : Are you kidding? Your are the most interesting celibate in all of Ohio. (IDK, they could very well mean “single guy”. Did they not understand that when Blaine says “single most”, he is definitely not talking about his relationship status. SMH.)

K : Do you want me… Sexually? We’re being really chaste. Neither one of us has explored what is going on in the south of the equator. (Told you, this is gold).

B : I thought that’s what we wanted.

K : Yes, that’s true, but haven’t you ever had the urge to rip off each other’s clothes like beasts and get down to business. 

B : Yeah! That’s why masturbation exists!

K : It’s so hot here. Could you open a window? 

B : I’m serious. Okay, we’re young. And we’re just in high school. And I really want to follow through. But if we’re going to do it, I want to be sure that’s you’re ready too, otherwise I wouldn’t be comfortable. And besides, I don’t see how I could tear off all of your clothes, just like that, in 30 seconds.

K : Because I’m layered like an onion? (AN ONION! I can’t…)

B : Stop it, you turn me on!

#.like an onion? LIKE AN ONION

May 28, 2012 - 17 hours ago - O

thorable:

If Katniss can win The Hunger Games I can write these papers.

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# alright yes # MOTIVATION # LET'S GO
May 28, 2012 - 21 hours ago - J

bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Holmes Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 DVD, signed by Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman (donated by Hartswood Films)
  • Sherlock Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock & John bookmarks (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock t-shirt of your choice (donated by Qwertee)
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • The full Sherlock Holmes Society of London dramatised canon CD set, signed by the actors. (donated by The Sherlock Holmes Society of London)
  • Brainy is the New Sexy pendant in polished brass. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes pendant in sterling silver. (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • I Believe In Sherlock Holmes keychain in nickel silver. Please be aware this is made of nickel and if you’re allergic to it you now have a free gift to a non-allergen Sherlockian of your choice! (donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • The Detective & The Woman, signed by author Amy Thomas (donated by Amy Thomas)
  • The Illustrated Speckled Band. (donated by Gasogene Books, Wessex Press)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • The Sherlock Holmes Handbook by Ransom Riggs
  • Large print of Sherlock & John in a train carriage by reapersun. Pen there for scale. (donated by reapersun)
  • Baker Street mini-sign
  • CD of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Perfidious Mariner starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

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May 27, 2012 - 1 day ago - J

mrcellophanechriscolfer:

Happy Colfer Day :D

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May 27, 2012 - 1 day ago - J
me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me: also what is your name
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May 26, 2012 - 2 days ago - J

hiddleshiddles:

WHOOHOO! It’s giveaway time in honor of 300 followers! Up for grabs is this set of 6 Loki/Thor inspired buttons hand pressed by PeppersPins. They are each 2 inches wide and includes such glories as:

“Loki’s Army”

“Bag of Cats”

“Made to be Ruled”

“Mewling Quim”

“Shakespeare in the park presents: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Verily! Ehehehe!”

“Mew Mew”

And now for the rules and guidelines:

1. To enter, either like and/or reblog this post. You can do both for a total of 2 entries per person. You do not have to be a follower to enter.

2. Giveaway ends on Friday, June 1st, 2012 at 11:59pm -6:00 GMT Central time. I will purchase and have the shop ship the prizes directly to the winner. Giveaway is open internationally.

3. The winner will be randomly selected via a generator. Screencap will be provided and posted on Sunday, June 3rd, 2012. Winners will be contacted via Ask Box, so please have those turned on. If the winner does not respond in 3 days from the winning post, a new recipient will be chosen.

More Loki/Hiddles giveaways are planned for the future in honor of my followers and fellow Hiddlestoners.

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May 26, 2012 - 3 days ago - J
May 25, 2012 - 3 days ago - J

kendrawcandraw:

Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???

Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT

  • ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
  • STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
  • GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
  • An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS  or BUTTS
  • CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!

Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!

  1. This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
  2. You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
  3. Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
  4. There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
  5. The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK

Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH

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# giveaway
May 23, 2012 - 5 days ago - O

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

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